too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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