I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
