4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
be right there i have to get my cape
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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