weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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