with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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