I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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