Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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