I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
