My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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