spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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