Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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