we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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