dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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