My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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