she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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