Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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