Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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