im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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