I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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