Will you blow on my dice?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
