I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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