Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Will exercising make me less horny?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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