That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
As shirtless as possible
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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