Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i came on her dog
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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