the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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