yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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