Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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