As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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