He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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