i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
i've created a new STD.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
