I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I can't turn off my feet"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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