moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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