My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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