Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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