too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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