just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Panties = found
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