They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
