Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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