You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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