well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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