That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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