She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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