Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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