Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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