nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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