i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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