She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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