I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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