But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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