sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You were trust falling into bushes
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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